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Bike

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said:

- Where did you get such a great bike?

The second engineer replied:

- Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode
up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said:

- Take what you want.

The second engineer nodded approvingly:

- Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit.